 | Phrases | May 12, '08 2:02 AM
for everyone |
F.E.A.R.: F**k Everything And Run!
Don't follow me, I am lost too!
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!
Kids in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause Kids
Did You Ever Wonder.....
-Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
-What do you call a male lady bug?
-When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.
-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
-Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?
-Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Sex is like MATH.
You ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and MULTIPY
Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Oh loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
And Last,.....
All the above 2nd phrases are true...
don't be shy to say no!!!!
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